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#1 Le 02/04/2007, à 23:11
- brakbabord
J'avais pas vu ce poisson...
http://devloop.lyua.org/blog/index.php?2007/04/01/426-pornbuntu-la-distribution-linux-qui-vous-fait-du-bien
J'adore xD
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#2 Le 02/04/2007, à 23:54
- l'autre
Re : J'avais pas vu ce poisson...
il y en eu 2 autres de sorti aujourd'hui par linux.org que j'ai trouvé vraiment drôles:
LA prochaines version de MAC OS va utiliser le Kernel Linux Ils parlent même de Mark, c'est énorme:
Apple Inc. CEO Steve Jobs announced on Friday that the next version of Mac OS X, named 'Margay' will use the Linux kernel.
At a press conference at the famous Apple Store on Fifth Avenue in New York, Jobs told reporters that the change marked a radical shift on how the iconic operating system would work. "OS X is getting a bit too user friendly," remarked Jobs, wearing his trademark black turtleneck - now with a penguin logo visible on the upper right, "and we need to snap our Mac users out of their complacency. Hardware may now need a little tweaking at first. They will find this a bit more challenging but I think challenge is good." Jobs commented on what he saw as a plus for Linux users. "For all of you Linux geeks - some good news - your iPods will work right out of the box now."
Linus Torvalds, who has been using Mac hardware himself for some time, though not Apple's operating system, explained that the switch means that Mac OS X will become, essentially, another Linux distribution. "Mac OS X will now be a Linux distro and I intend on using it. It will go well with my hardware", remarked the Finnish programmer.
When asked for comment, Ubuntu founder Mark Shuttleworth revealed that he was not happy with Apple's move. "Ubuntu has been the top rated distro at Distrowatch.com for years. Now Mac OS X will take its place and I don't think it's fair. We've paid our dues - they haven't." Asked if his own popularity within the community would be eclipsed by Jobs', Shuttleworth remarked: "I've traveled in space in a rocket ship. I'd like to see Jobs top that."
As to whether the internal names of the operating system would change from being based on felines to being based on types of penguins, Jobs had this to say: "No, we're sticking with the cat names. This one is still going to be called 'Margay'. We've done an algorithmic study and eventually, after going through names like 'Cheetah, Puma, etc, we'd get to 'Margay' sometime around 2057. Well, I don't like that name, so I figured we'd use it early and get rid of it. The alternative was 'Sabre Toothed Tiger', but of course, that's a dead, extinct cat and plus it contains the word 'Tiger', which we've already used."
Jobs added that the new Linux-based Mac OS X 'Margay' would be available at Apple Store locations across the world on June 31. When asked if Apple would be making the operating system available as a free download, Jobs, made a gesture and replied: "Download this!"
j'adore les fausses citations 
et celui-là que j'ai trouvé un peu moins drôle, mais bien marrant quand même, sur les abréviations dans le monde libre
American Dental Association Sues FSF, Linux Foundation over FLOSS Acronym
New York: The American Dental Association announced Friday that they are suing both the Free Software Foundation and the Linux Foundation over the use of the acronym FLOSS.
The controversy stems over the widespread use of the acronym FLOSS, meaning Free/Libre and Open Source Software, by members of the Linux community. The verb 'floss' means to clean the lingering remains of food between the teeth with a silk-like thread, also known as 'floss'
"FLOSS is a registered trademark of the American Dental Association and we will no longer tolerate the use of this acronym to refer to Free and Open Source software" said Larry Incisor, spokesman for the ADA, at a Friday news conference at their main offices in NYC. "You know, we've been saying brush and FLOSS every day for decades now. Well, FLOSS belongs to us. We're trying to associate FLOSS with good dental hygiene. The Free Software and Open Source communities are creating tremendous confusion. They're lucky we let them use 'root' - because, you know, we have that patented with 'root canal'", added Incisor.
Linus Torvalds, when asked to comment, remarked: "These acronyms are getting out of hand and I particularly hate the acronym FLOSS anyway. I have told our Linux kernel developers many times on the mailing list, to keep the use of acronyms to a minimum. FLOSS is one of the worst - almost as bad as GNU. I once stopped accepting patches from a developer working on the Asynchronous Subroutine System because he refused to stop referring to it as the 'ASS Patch'"
Eric S. Raymond (who prefers to be called by his initials ESR), defended the practice of using acronyms in the Free Software and Open Source communities. "Developers are pragmatic people who prefer to waste as little time as possible." said Raymond, "If we suddenly had to stop using IMHO, BYOB, WTF and ROTFLMAO and start using the long forms, it would start clogging mail servers around the the world. Spam would look like a minor annoyance compared to the havoc that eliminating acronyms would cause."
Richard Stallman, chairman of the Free Software Foundation (and who prefers people to call him RMS) also defended the coining of acronyms. "Once again, we see a big, entrenched traditional power base, like the ADA, trying to limit our freedom to refer to software in the way we like." When asked if this would hurt Linux adoption, Stallman responded, "First of all, it's called GNU/Linux - that said, I don't see it hurting adoption. Not hurting like having your wisdom teeth pulled, that's for sure."
The American Dental Association has retained the services of Boies, Schiller & Flexner, the same law firm who is representing SCO in their case. The executive director of the Linux Foundation was vacationing in Hawaii and couldn't be reached for comment.
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Si tu donnes à quelqu'un un poisson que tu as volé, il mangera une fois. Si tu lui apprends à voler, il mangera toute sa vie
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